This dress is now smaller than it once was - with black tights this is fine. I know it is not supposed to be fine for the office but I was too lazy to change. Personally, I don't really understand how short dresses and skirts with dark tights are all that immodest anyway. It blows my mind in the way that trying to imagine flappers being risque for their time blows my mind.
Second justification: I am short and I think the shorter the dress, the taller I am. Giantess.
tights/OG Maggie's Organics
loafers/vintage via Etsy
Outfit scorecard (animals, peoples, earth): Not too shabby.