I wore this to:
- lock James Hettfield to my internal apartment stairs
- lock my cats and me in the back half of my apartment
- take in anything from my fire escape
- make pesto pasta salad
- try to get cats to stay away from the windows
- fill buckets with water
- sit on the internet
- watch Netflix
Whenever there are impending disaster conditions, I notice how much I've internalized certain points from Lord of the Flies. Specifically how important sight is and therefore how important eyeglasess are. On the surface, I like multiple pairs of glasses because a girl likes some options when giving her eyes a rest from contacts. But when Survivor-like images roll into my brain, I realize that I always plan to pack no less than 3 pairs of eyeglasses if I have to jam so as not to end up like Piggy.
Lord of the Flies has also given me an irrational love of the name Simon.